Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill warfare that plays by the rules? Do you find yourself yawning at the mere mention of "international law" or "human rights"? Well, have we got the club for you! Welcome to the War Crime Enthusiasts Club, where we believe that real fun begins when the rulebook ends.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical piece. War crimes are serious offenses under international law, and this product is intended to highlight the absurdity of glorifying such actions.
If you or someone you know has committed or is considering committing a war crime, please seek immediate legal counsel and reconsider your life choices.
This piece uses satire to highlight the ridiculousness of anyone who would glorify war crimes, mocking the idea that such actions could ever be justified or celebrated.